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• Human Giant has the Will Arnett sex tape. Hilarious.
  
• The key to good bowling: there's no such thing as "lanes."
• Wade Boggs: Legendary.
  
• Patrick Roy's son likes to fight more than your average goalie.
• For sale: 1999 Acura Integra, "only rolled once."
• Probably the greatest catch in the history of catching baseballs.
• It's the old full court alley-oop.
• Shaq is funny, but he's also a petty douchebag. Seriously, it's about time he got called out.
• Find me a longer buzzer-beater.
• Best hat ever (thanks, Foon).
• Nobody loves the Go-Bots.
• Once again, the "eight glasses of water a day" thing is a myth.
• Shameless self-promotion: Andrew Bogut needs new teammates.
• A high school girl dunking way too easily.
• Bob Seger asks: Seriously, Cleveland, how are you?