Powerthirst!

• I just saw the second Powerthirst ad (above) and wow, it's incredible. I guess the first one circulated some time ago, and it's also well worth a look. Check out more stuff from Picnicface here.
• The 2007 Green Bay Packers: now featuring famous young celebrities!
• We already knew Clinton Portis was weird, but now his teammate Fred Smoot is giving him a run for his money.
• Suzyn Waldman is the atrocious-sounding, Masschusetts-born color commentator for the Yankees' radio broadcasts. She became well known for losing her shit when Roger Clemens announced his signing with the Yankees earlier this year, and then last week she started crying on air after the Yankees lost. The former was laughable, while the latter actually wasn't as lame as it seemed. Listen to those, and then check out this sock puppet homage is awesomely on point.
• The Walsh Brothers go bumping! I had no idea what bumping was, and I'm not sure if that makes me dumb or not.
• Cracked presents the 9 Manliest Names in the World and the 6 Most Terrifying Foods in the World.
• Korean soccer fans are amazing. And in a non-violent way, too!
  
• Teen gets shot in the mouth, coughs out bullet a few weeks later.
• A dissertation about humans marrying robots. Seriously? That's your life's work?
• Shockingly, Joe Dimaggio's streak was probably bogus.
• What better way than to spend a day at the beach, using beer to bribe Hobos into athletic feats.
• Traincoasters >>> Rollercoasters.
• Watch the Shelby Supercars Ultimate Aero TT break the production car record by going 256 mph. Oh by the way, the Aero has 1183 horsepower.