The Hipster Olympics: It's gotta be at the top

Sorry for the long wait, but alas, I'm lazy. However, it was Carly's birthday today, or yesterday technically, so because she was bitching about my lack of posting this one's going out to her.

• Must-read article for all fans of The State. Speaking of which, check out David Wain's quality series of funny shorts.
  
• The coolest dude at ESPN: Rob Effing Stone.
• Another example of why all old people should be locked away.
  
• This Mercedes comes with a special carphone.
• Roy Williams (the Texas one) is a cheap fuck.
• Japanese people know how to pull a prank.
  
• Interesting ideas about the best markets for electric cars.
• Hazing MLB rookie is fun!
• Easily the best thing from all the OJ bullshit: THIS GUY.
• Dutch striker Klaas-Jan Hunterlaar loves bicycle kicks, almost as much as he loves the letter a.
• Michigan coach Lloyd Carr is close friends with...Russell Crowe?
• Novak Djokovic is easily my favorite tennis player. And here's even more evidence that tennis players are actually vaguely interesting people.
  
• Aston Martin just keeps making prettier and prettier cars.
• What's better than belligerent mascots? OK fine, I guess mascots that are toilets are up there too.
  
• Scouting the sports bar scene.
• Baseball pictures can be fun!