Random Linkage:

• Another trailer for the State-tacular "The Ten" is now up (above). Unrated trailer here. Every actor I've ever liked is in this movie.
  
• Will Smith is the last man on earth in the post-apocalyptic I Am Legend. I'm guessing this movie won't be particularly good, but I like the premise and that they don't give the whole movie away in the trailer.
• The Bugatti Veyron holds the production car record of 252 mph, but on the autobahn this guy only got it up to 227 mph. Weak.
• These parents are clearly doing everything they can to guarantee their new son has a life of swirlies and getting stuffed inside lockers.
  
• A guy in a wheelchair got stuck to the grill of a truck (huh?) and wound up going for a 50 mph ride. Those of you who know me can guess what I think of this.
• What did pirates really talk like?
• The Onion: With All Due Respect, I Choose Not to Go Fuck Myself
• Tina Fey says Alec Baldwin will be returning to the funniest show on television, "30 Rock." Huzzah!
  
• New Okkervil River / "Our Life is Not a Movie or Maybe." OK, but not their best.