The Gillette Fusion will create the closest shave in history by fusing deuterium and tritium

So Gillette is coming out with a five-blade razor, which wouldn't be funny had The Onion not predicted it 16 months ago.

"The market? Listen, we make the market. All we have to do is put her out there with a little jingle. It's as easy as, "Hey, shaving with anything less than five blades is like scraping your beard off with a dull hatchet." Or "You'll be so smooth, I could snort lines off of your chin." Try "Your neck is going to be so friggin' soft, someone's gonna walk up and tie a goddamn Cub Scout kerchief under it."

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A massive collection of pictures featuring Japanese businessmen sleeping in public. Good times.

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Ransacked from sixeyes:

Dungen / "Panda"
Swedish pysch rock from Swedish psych-rockers Dungen!

Amestory / "North"
Girly emo vocals by a girly emo guy can't prevent this from being a pretty good non-emo song. The first minute sucks, then it comes around.

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Headphone Sex has my second favorite Hard-Fi song, "Middle Eastern Holiday."

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If I forgot to post this previously, you must check it out: Conan goes to play some old-time baseball. Thing is, Leno or Letterman could never pull this off.

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An informative breakdown of how much time and money we waste by surfing the internet...we've all wondered, now here's the answer.

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South Africa continues to be at the cutting edge of rape prevention.

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If it's been a while since you were frightened by Americans' lunacy, I'm here to offer help. For similar stuff check out the Daily Show's Evolution Schmevolution Week.