Observations:

You're not a new metal/rap-rockish type band unless you have a tubby, long-haired, ugly Latino guy playing bass. Mark it down.

Upon further review, Moutain Dew is still my favorite food.

You can buy me two things for Xmas: an iPod and a digital camera. I swear I've not become Foon...

There comes a time in every man's life when movie posters just no longer cut it as cool wall decoration.

While no one was really paying attention, Damon Albarn and Blur reinvented themselves almost as ingeniously as Radiohead.

Having watched enough VH1 specials to consider myself an expert on music experts, I can tell you that the first step to sounding like you are in the music industry is to liberally substitute the word record for the words song, single, and to a lesser extent, track. Then when crappy songs that were popular a long time ago come on the radio and everyone groans, remind your friends that Rick James' "Superfreak" or was actually a great record whose production value shouldn't be so easily dismissed. You will be hated for the rest of the car ride.