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[ 11.07.2003 ]

If you're wondering if I had Oreo cookies for breakfast this morning, the answer would be yes, yes I did. More Oreo philosophy:

Are there actually people who prefer regular "Stuf" to Double Stuf?

Assuming there was some delay between the arrival of regular and Double Stuf, who decided the regular stuf was superior? Was this some wayward focus group's work? Perhaps it was merely a marketing ploy so that they didn't have to name the regular Oreos "Half Stuf."

If they moved to a further multiple of Stuf, would it be Triple or Quadruple Stuf? Is Quadruple Stuf, which has been created countless times in home Oreo laboratories, too much Stuf? Has anyone ever combined a regular Oreo and a Double Stuf Oreo into a Triple Stuf Oreo? I would theorize that diminishing returns to Stuf set in between the second and third layers of Stuf, thus making the Double the optimum allocation of chocolate cookie and hydrox stuf(f).

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