How fucking dumb is this: for 20 bucks you can get a Mountain Dew wallet. Who buys this shit? I fucking love drinking Mountain Dew for some reason, but that doesn't mean I'm going to turn into a corporate slut for them. If you want to be PepsiCo's tool (which I encourage, since I own their stock), follow the link on the right by clicking on my "powered by Mountain Dew" thingie. Why do I have that there? I don't know, I find it amusing when websites are "powered by" things, so I figured my lame little blog would be powered by my favorite high-caffeine drink. Deal with it. Sodas really don't need websites though.