File this in the not-yet-sure-if-I-give-a-shit bin:

The Brewers will have an addition to their lineup in July - Bernie Mac. The comedian and actor will wear Brewers blue for the feature film "Mr. 3,000," which starts filming at Miller Park and other Milwaukee locations in July. Mac will play a fictitious Brewers player who retires with 3,000 career hits, only to return to baseball a few years later when a statistical error reveals he is three hits short of the milestone. The film's production crew has told team officials it hopes to film live baseball and crowd scenes on July 23 and 24, when the Brewers play the Astros. (espn)